This little guy is working a couple different angles here, but for now let's focus on his top. (You can't really call this a shirt). Let's face it, not everybody can pull off the collarless zip tee. This guy can't either, but we respect the attempt to put out the Captain Kirk vibe. As Earthlings, we also think it's only fair to let him know that he's veered into dicey territory with the striped top/striped short combo.