This little guy is working a couple different angles here, but for now let's focus on his top. (You can't really call this a shirt). Let's face it, not everybody can pull off the collarless zip tee. This guy can't either, but we respect the attempt to put out the Captain Kirk vibe. As Earthlings, we also think it's only fair to let him know that he's veered into dicey territory with the striped top/striped short combo.
Actually, no. It does, unfortunately, make you look like a complete freak show who should probably be locked up in a ward somewhere with very good security... but your ass seems to be of a reasonable size. Sure, we could all do a little more cardio, but we wouldn't call it "big".
Yikes. Two options here: This guy is waiting to be picked up after having a lobotomy or he "snagged" these when his grandmother in Boca was cleaning out her closets. "Thanks Nana....and I will have another Stinger". Beyond sad.