What, was your "I''ve gotta take a dump" t-shirt in the laundry. WTF? These shirts, like stupid bumper stickers, announce"I am a complete 'nad" without you saying a word. We are happy your wore this to the airport though. With all the cancelled and late flights creating mobs of angry travelers just waiting for someone to piss them off, the odds are pretty good that you are going to get punched in the back of the head. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex is available for purchase March 16, 2010.
But there are many, many more offenses that were not included in this handbook and we know you've witnessed them or even dated them. This blog aims to further take a stand against the likes of the Canadian tuxedo, overly elaborate facial hair, and use of the word "cunt."