Yikes. Two options here: This guy is waiting to be picked up after having a lobotomy or he "snagged" these when his grandmother in Boca was cleaning out her closets. "Thanks Nana....and I will have another Stinger". Beyond sad.
Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex is available for purchase March 16, 2010.
But there are many, many more offenses that were not included in this handbook and we know you've witnessed them or even dated them. This blog aims to further take a stand against the likes of the Canadian tuxedo, overly elaborate facial hair, and use of the word "cunt."