Actually, no. It does, unfortunately, make you look like a complete freak show who should probably be locked up in a ward somewhere with very good security... but your ass seems to be of a reasonable size. Sure, we could all do a little more cardio, but we wouldn't call it "big".

Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex is available for purchase March 16, 2010. But there are many, many more offenses that were not included in this handbook and we know you've witnessed them or even dated them. This blog aims to further take a stand against the likes of the Canadian tuxedo, overly elaborate facial hair, and use of the word "cunt."